Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Bondage Mistress

Someone asked me today if I could send him any pictures of me being a "hot bondage Mistress". An otherwise sane-seeming person, who I was having reasonable conversation with.

When I am being a "Hot Bondage Mistress (TM)", the hot part generally refers to the tea I am drinking. And you can't see what I'm wearing anyway because you've got a blindfold on, but when I take it off you'll notice I'm wearing the T shirt I met you in, possibly with no bottom half if I've been doing things to you with my cunt, possibly with no top half if it was really hot when I was fiddling around with knots. If you call me a Mistress I will likely assume you are referring to my status within a poly relationship and probably slap you. Unless you like being slapped.

And so I have thought of the only possible use for feminisation. Guys like this. Who deserve to be invited over for "hot bondage mistress" time. I should ask them first to be specific about what a hot bondage mistress wears, and to bring along an outfit. Then make them put on the high-heeled boots themselves and bugger off to have a cup of tea. Maybe they'd learn something from it.

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